Chicago at War

Sami's Summary #1
11/19/17

11/19/17

After a flight with Demetrius from New York to Chicago we get to the Ritz. I’m wearing a totes adorbs Red Flannel shirt and a pair of jean shorts with a Coach backpack. Demetrius brings me to a room and tells me to wait until he’s ready for me. I play on my phone sipping on my Mocha Blood Latte until Demetrius calls me and asks me to come into the pent house a few doors down. When I get there I see Honey and I find out that he’s heading back to New York on business and i’ll be taking over on his behalf on his mission. I also will be in charge of opening Buckets Prime’s Chicago distribution center. Honey briefs me on what has happened so far since he’s been in Chicago. He hands me 2 flasks from his jacket pocket and texts me instructions on what to do with them. He informs me that Charity will be staying helping me on my journey. Honey tells me somebody by the name of Mr. Smith wants me to gather the team and meet him and gives me the info for it. We set up to meet down in the meeting room. 

 

I head down to the meeting room. I introduce myself to the group. Mr. Smith informs us that there’s an area where a lot of homeless have gone missing, and another where a lot of kidnappings in the area. There’s a guy named Hades Albion who seems to be connected to a kidnapping of a girl. I introduce myself to Vult and ask him to look into this Hades Albion guy. He makes a phone call to who I assume is Vladimir Putin, based off what Honey has told me about Vult. Vult says he has no information so far, but he’s waiting for a call back. Vult phone starts ringing and the ringtone is Trololo. How 2000 and late. He answers it and starts speaking in Russian. Vult says there’s 6 different Hades Alboin in the Chicago area. One named Hades Rickfort Albion has a criminal record for loitering near the 7/11 and harassing people. There’s another Hades Albion that lives near the homeless disappearances. We decide to head down to the Hades Albion that lives near the homeless. 

 

When we get there we pull up a house or 2 down and notice all the lights are on with somebody moving around upstairs. Alex goes and snoops around the house while the rest of the guys hide. I go knock on the door and when the guy answers the door I tell him that my car broke down and I need to call for help. He lets me in and I use command to make him obey. I tell him i’m letting my buddies in don’t say a word. He agrees and I let the rest of the guys in. He tells us his girlfriend Victoria is upstairs. I head upstairs and go in Victoria’s room. I command her to obey as well. I ask her some questions but she really doesn’t help at all. She’s just giving an attitude. She’s very strange to say the least. 

 

Is there anything to be found in this emo kid’s house? When will he catch a charge for being with this underage chick? Find out next time on The Young and The Restless.

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lead #15
another bust

So the lead on the old folks home turned out to be a bust. I did meet up with another group of vampires though. One of them (some big wrestler dude) was tied down to a slab that had explosive runes all over it. I was able to free him and meet the rest of the group. They seem to be on a very big quest so it might be a good idea to follow them. They could lead me to some people higher up that might know where my sire is. But why is one of them a child? Can children be embraced? Seems so. Also, is one of the group a nosefaratu? I have only ever read about them. They are a lot more grotesque in person. Ohh well. We then tried to turn the power on, but we were attacked by some shadowy people and a nosefaratu disguised as someone else. Is this that odfuscate power I had read about. Interesting. But anyways, there are apparently use this old folks home as a way to get free blood. Must be some lazy vampires if ya ask me. Anyways, we are going to set up an ambush for them and see if we can't figure out what is going on.

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Honey's Journal Entry #10
11/4/17

11/4/17

Blacked out room… Joe tied down and gagged….three mysterious figured at the door… Wait never mind, one of them is Vult…  The other is a older guy, around 6 foot. This dude gotta be pushin’ like 50 with all that white in his hair. The third guy is a brown haired guy wearing a leather jacket with brown shirt, brown pants and brown shoes. He’s so creative. The old man tells us not to touch the locks holding Joe down because they’ll explode. All-brown-everything tinkers with the locks and all the ruins dissolve. Joe gets up and stretches. Comes up to me and gives me a fist bump. I ask him what happened, and he tells me he came here to investigate and somebody with green eyes trapped him in here. He introduces himself to the guys he hasn’t met. Apparently old man is Lawrence and All-Brown-Everything is Alex. I use command on Joe to Obey, and ask him again what happened. He gives much more details, like how the person had green eyes and red hair and told him to sleep. Alex said it could be Venture or LaSombra. Lawrence touches the shackles and says he’s not sure what happened to the shackles were used by Sheila Macfarland. Vult grabs his phone out his pocket and makes a phone call. It went a little like this: [RUSSIAN YELLING]… followed by… [RUSSIAN WAITING FOR AN ANSWER]…finishing with [HANGING THE PHONE UP RUSSIANLY]. He calls another person and puts it on speaker this time. It sounds a lot like [RUSSIAN WAITING FOR AN ANSWER] [Talking in english? [LOUD RUSSIAN SINGING????] and he hangs up the phone. Vult stares at his phone browsing /r/MotherRussia. Joe and Smith leave so Joe can go and feed. 

I go to the nurse in the front helping the old man. I buck up on her and tell her “TELL ME WHERE THE FUCK THE GENERATOR IS.” She tells me it’s downstairs in the basement and gives us the directions. We start to head to the stairs, and see lights at the bottom of the stairs. We start to walk down, and Vult stops and hands his phone to all of us. It has a picture of Karen Swann (Paula’s sister) and he tells us that it’s Sheila Macfarland. Oh shit, this ain’t good. When we get to the bottom Karen is sitting in a chair and says to us “Hello Honey, Hello Vult.” Lawrence tells us under his breathe that he sees shadows on the walls and they’re hostile and evil. He also mentions they’re Lasombra. Vicky and Karen swing at each other but both miss. The shadows turn to people with pitch black eyes. 

We fight back and forth between the two groups. We finally get them down. As I check out Karen’s body I notice the body has changed into a Nosferatu. I take a picture of the vampire and send it to all of our allies. Vult sends that to the KGB. Alex hacks the computer in the room and finds out the building is being used to harvest blood, and somebody is coming to collect tomorrow. Other than that there’s an email address that Vult sends it to the KGB as well. 

Why was the Nasferatu disguised as Karen? Who will be here to collect the blood tomorrow? If poison expires, does it become more or less poisonous??? Find out next time on The Good Doctor.

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A Brief Fire Fight
A Few Thoughts From Lawrence's

I came here looking for a bit of trouble and easily found some. Granted most of my trouble is usually around the bartering of information. This time it was because a curious group of vampires investigating my lead found the trouble for me. 

A shackled man lay against a hard table. Any other time that would be a welcome sight, but this was surrounded by a group of vampires and the shackles where etched in runes. I assumed the worst of the group, but it turns out they have nothing to do with locking him up. I'll just continue my investigation and keep my head down for now. It's hard to find vampries trusting enough to let me slip right in. A touch of the shackles gave me a name, Shiela Macfarland. The name doesn't mean anything to me, but a nosferatu found another lead down a hall. The group follows and so do I. 

We find ourselves in a dark room with a beautiful red head. Hate, Anger, and Excitement. She wants a fight. Three shadows shifted a bit too much for my eye not to miss. Three Lasombra. Shady characters, forgive the pun.  My speed allows me to get off extra shots and it helps. My armature skill with firearms still lands me four shots out of five. Thank the Vitae that runs through my veins for the accuracy. Make a note to go to the range. I try to avoid combat, but I have a feeling I am in for a lot more. These guys didn't even hesitate on the attack. 

Speed, Vitae empowered dexterity, and a keen eye. It gets me through just about any trouble, and it didn't fail me tonight. I think I will just continue to keep my head down and see what secrets this eclectic group of kindred can help me collect. To the secrets and the people who keep them. 

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Honey's Journal Entry #9
10/28/17

10/28/17

I wake up with Chloe and Claire on the left, Lorelei and Charity on the right all cuddled up. Charity is the only one awake. I ask Charity if there’s any news through the day. She tells me Demetrius sent his itinerary. He will be here in 3 days. Me and Lorelei feed off my herd to regain our blood. Chloe and Claire go and shower together and get ready for the day. I take a shower and get dressed in my Sunday’s best. I receive a text message from a number i don’t know. It has an address and time. Vicky calls me and asked where we should meet up. I tell him to come to my Pent House. He arrives shortly and knocks on the door. I open the door and command him to “Drink”. I hand him a flask full of my blood, and drinks it down. Doing so I blood-bound him to me for now on. Afterwards I text John to tell him to meet us in the conference room on the first floor. We meet down there and he has Falcon near him. We discuss the text and i google it to find out it’s a old folks home. We agree to ride over there in our limo. We load up and head over. 

We pull up and the entire building is pitch black. John picks up a rock and asks us if we’re ready to do this. We hide behind a bush as John throws the rock into the Old Folks home. He disappears into the shadows and we wait for our cue. Turns our he killed some old man with the rock. We notice it’s just a normal Old Folks home and the powers just out. John frantically tells me to go ghoul him. I run in and yell to the nurses “MOVE OUT THE WAY I’M A DOCTOR!” I take the flask out of my pocket and pour it into his mouth, in the process Ghouling him. The nurses look in amazement as a literal miracle happens in front of their eyes. The old man comes back to life fully very quickly. I convince the nurses that I heard a loud boom from the side walk and saw the old man was hurt and came in to help. They tell us the power went out and the backup generator is not turning on. They ask us to attend to some patients in the left wing. 

We enter the first room in the left wing. There’s a sleeping old lady. John comes up and tells us to come to the room over. We go in and see a guy in his late teens. John comes out of the shadows. Him and John start a conversation about his time at the hospital. I command him into obey. John asks him how long he’s been at the home, and his eyes turn completely black. A different voice comes out the guy telling us he’s been hiding out inside of Jimmy for decades. He’s hiding from somebody or something. I tell him that if he helps us, I have all the money in the world. I know a lot of people in high places, and I could get him anywhere in the world in a day. He likes that. I ask if any other people in the home are non-human. He says theres a few, like  agnus next door is a Malkavian. John asks if there’s any that seem suspicious and newer. He said there’s a red head he’s seen. I ask what happened right before the power went out. He says the red head was on the phone talking about how somebody was coming for her. He says she was wearing a business suit. I quickly start to believe it could be Paula by his description so I hurry and call Joe Cook and see if he knows where she is. As i’m dialing I hear a ringtone down the hall that’s Joe’s old wrestling theme. I hang up and it ends at the same time. I tell the guys about Joe’s phone. We tell Jimmy bye and go back into the hallway. 

The hallway is empty. I ring Joe’s phone and hear it ringing 6-7 rooms down at the end of the hallway. Vicky leads the way down to the room, and opens the door. I light up the room with my phone flash light. On a operating table there’s a large (human size) mass under the sheets. The phone sounds like it’s coming from that side of the room. John pulls the sheet off, to reveal Joe tied down and gagged in chains to the table. All the locks have some inscription on them, and John asks if there’s a way to remove the inscription. As he’s saying that a voice at the door says “you best not do that or else you may kill him.” I turn around to illuminate the man with my phone and…. MOTHER FUCKING CLIFF HANGER

Who is talking to us by the door? Was the red head actually Paula? Do the characters living in the movie "Cars" have life insurance or car insurance? Find out next time on Ghost Hunters.

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Honey's Journal Entry #8
10/15/17

10/14/17 

Cue in the song from the Shire in Lord of the Ring…. And now, use your imagination and picture this. Opening with it zoomed in on me waking up with a smile on my face. I look to my left and right and see Lorelei and Claire cuddles up against me. I let a smile out, and ask Charity if she’s heard anything. She tells me nothing new, just an email from Demetrius. He has exciting news that he’ll want to tell me in person. He’ll be flying into O’Hare within the fort nite. He’ll let me know when he finds out more details. I tell Charity to email him back telling him that I look forward to seeing him. I go fill the flask I used the day before, and then invite some the girls from my herd into the room for me and Lorelei to feed. I get a text from a random number telling me to be somewhere in 30 minutes with an address to go to. I tell Lorelei and Claire to stay in the room and don’t answer it for anybody, and me and Charity head to the Address. 

When we get there I see it’s a one story house. Mr. Smith comes from behind a tree and he meets up with us. Shortly after Vult arrives on his wolf. Me and Mr. Smith walk in the house and Vult stays at the door. Mr. Smith calls Vult a pussy as we walk in. We see a well-lit room with nice furniture. Mr. Smith yells out if anybody is home. Joe Cook pops out a doorway and and says “HEY LITTLE MAN!” We talk back and forth then he leads us to the dining room where we see Nada at the head of the table. She says “sit”. I sit on the closest chair. Joe Cook comes in and hands out glasses of blood wine. I fist bump him as he passed. Nada says “We have a bit of an issue.” I ask “What’s up?” She says “It looks like there’s a covert Lasombra in the court” Smith asks if she knows who it could be. She has nothing. He asks for any leads. She replies “The Sarcophagus of the Lasomba was flown in to O’Hare on a private jet. The jet is owned by Paula Swann’s company but being used by Smart Solutions, an affiliate of Paula’s company. I ask where Paula is now. She says in her office. I ask if she’s talked to her about it. She says she has not because she doesn’t know if she’s dominated by the Lasombra. She wants us to do some digging and investigate Smart Solutions. Vult takes his phone out and calls somebody he knows. He starts speaking in Russian. For this portion of my quotes, this is how it would look reading Netflix’s subtitles: [Angry Russian Yelling] ….. [Angry Russian Yelling Continues] …. [Angry Russian Yelling Ends] and he hangs up his phone. Nada says she’ll contact us on a nightly basis for updates. Joe Cool walks out with a plates full of biscuits and gravy, sausage  and bacon, and hands it out to everybody. Shortly after he brings out a plate full of buttered toast. I tell Joe “Joe, you’re the real MVP”  and give him another fist bump. Shortly later Vult gets a phone call. Once again it went like this: [Speaks Angrily In Russian] …. [Continues Speaking Angrily In Russian] …. [Waits In Russian] … [Finishes his conversation in Russian]. Vult writes something on his piece of toast with ketchup and jam then starts smashing it on other pieces of toasts. Meanwhile he’s handing out each piece to the others of the group. It says the jet went from O’Hare to Sicily, Stopped for 30 minutes and flew back to O’Hare. An hour later, the sarcophagus was delivered to the warehouse. Vult receives one more phone call. One last time: [Russian conversation is being had] …. [Russian nodding in agreement] … [Hangs up the phone in Russian]. Vult makes another Toast-Note and it has the pilots name (Benjamin Dane), phone number, credit score, and last two known addresses. I get up to find Nada. I end up finding her in her room. I show her what the toast-note’s say. I told her that we’re planning to check some resources on any info on the pilot. She said to tread carefully, he may just be a human. I nod in agreement. I get a text from Vult asking my suit size. I tell him to check with Charity. We talk shortly about personal matters, and say our farewells. 

I walk back into the Dining Room, and it appears Joe, Vult and Charity had been taking shots of Blood Vodka in the meanwhile. Charity is visibly drunk. I fuss at her for drinking while we’re working, and tell her to sit and don’t drink another drop. Joe and Vult keep drinking until Joe passes out in a pool of vomit. Meanwhile Charity is passed out. Nada comes in and throws her hands up in disbelief. I whisper to her “I miss Running Bull” She tells us to see ourselves out. Vult brings Charity to the limo and puts her in the back seat. We load up and head back to The Ritz. I get a meeting room for us to talk. Don’t want them to find out anything about Lorelei. Vult tells us he’s ordered us all CIA uniforms and fake IDs, so we could try to talk with Benjamin tomorrow. We agree with the plan and Vult goes back to his room. Shortly after Mr. Smith leaves the room as well. I head down to the bar to find a cute co-ed. I find a girl and dominate her into coming up to the room with me. I immediately ghoul her. Shortly after I hold out my hand and tell her to come to bed. On the way to bed I ask her what’s her name. She says Chloe Foster. I guide her to bed next to Lorelei. I talk with Lorelei, Claire, and Chloe about their plans in life. Claire said she wants to become a vet, Lorelei a chemical engineer. I tell them to be patient and keep working towards their goals. We joke around and talk for the rest of the night. 

Will Vult’s CIA invasion idea work? Will Honey’s relationship with the girls continue to blossom? Is butter a condiment??? Find out next time on To Love-Ru.

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Honey's Journal Entry #7
10/7/17

10/7/17

 

The night is dark, the clouds are thin, and the skies are clear. We open to Nada standing in the doorway of the warehouse, this weeb kid, Vult, Twon-Twon, and Me…. Wiping my face of blood next to the latina chick who’s still bound, gaged, zip tied, and duct taped…. Completely desiccated. Nada asks “What happened?” I reply “… She wouldn’t listen.” I finish wiping the blood, and go back to my normal happy demeanor. She face palms and shakes her head and says “I’m gonna have to talk to Aiden… why did he send me you guys?” She makes a phone call and 30 seconds later a bunch of guys come running in, attempted to move the sarcophagus. The guys also clean up the dead bodies. I text Charity “Could you please go grab 2 large flasks.” she says “Ok? Do I want to know why?” I reply “You’ll see” She replies “Sigh.. ok” I turn to Nada “So… what’s the sarcophagus for?” “We expect that’s the rest place of an antediluvian. Basically, the 3 you fought today, the porgenitor of their clan.” she continues “Y’all go back to your room, and rest for a couple days.” I text Charity to come get us from the warehouse. Shortly later, she arrives with the limo. We all get into the limo, Mr Smith, requests to be dropped off a couple blocks from his house in a ghetto neighborhood. She drops him off, and she brings the rest of us to The Ritz. 

We get back to The Ritz through the employee entrance and make our way up to our rooms. When we get back in the room, Charity gives me my flasks. I go in the bathroom and cut my hand open, and drain a little in each flask. I turn to Charity and say “This is where the fun begins. Order me some pizza” 30 minutes later, a Dominos delivery person knocks on the door. Standing at the door is a woman appearing to be in her early 20s, shoulder length brown hear, pale in complexion, with a name tag saying “Lorelei” I command her to obey, and tell her to get into the tub. I drain her, and afterwards I grab one of the flasks, and I feed her the blood, and nothing happens. I figure the process just takes a while and ask Charity to keep watch on her. Wake me if anything is wrong. She agrees and I go and rest.

The next day I wake up, Charity says nothing has happened. As she is talking, Lorelei comes walking out the bathroom. I ask her “How are you feeling?” She replies “Hungry” I call over a girl in my herd into the room. I tell Lorelei “Feed, but do not drain her” She feeds successfully and I give her a second girl from my herd named Claire. With Claire she snaps and continues draining Claire. I freak out and yell to Charity to stop her. Charity quickly grabs her and puts her in a full-neslon.  Lorelei is struggling but Charity Suplexes her, and maintains the half-nelson. For fucks sake, this is getting nuts. Like what the fuck, Charity is Goldberg now?! Anyway, I stare Lorelei in the eyes and command her to relax. She stops struggling, and calms down completely. Meanwhile, I turn to Claire, and her wound is bad and she’s slowly losing more and more blood. I decide the right thing to do, is turn her into a ghoul, and give her my blood to turn her into a ghoul. After Claires wounds close, I turn to Lorelei and grab her by the hand and tell her to come with me to bed. She nods in agreement, and gets into bed. I do the same to Claire and she follows. The three of us get into bed, and continue to rest up. 

How will relations between Honey and Lorelei continue? Will Honey cop a feel in bed? Will Vult lower the volume of his fucking Russian bullshit? Find out next time on The Voice: Russia Edition!

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Honey's Journal Entry #6
9/30/17

9/30/17

 

It all started on a sunny Saturday afternoon… Wait, that’s not right? We’re about to get fucked by these 3 dudes. Mr. Smith immediately drops into a shadow and sneaks out a window. What the fuck man, he’s just splitting on us? Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. I receive a text from Twon-Twon saying “…BFG upstairs scratch head if he should shoot him” I just sigh, and make motions with my eyes for him to go upstairs. Twon-Twon texts me “you have 5 seconds” I nod, turn to Vult and say “I guess it’s go time!” and throw him Bun-Bun V1. He goes to throw it at the guy at the top floor. It hits him in the face and says “I think we’re gonna be best friends!” and explodes into a cloud of fog. Doing so the guy backs right into Twon-Twon making Twon-Twon shoot in the wrong direction. Twon-Twon regroups himself and shoots the guy upstairs in the back of the knee, and does a little bit of damage. This new guy busts through the door, looks like a high school kid. Hopefully this is our relief. I attempt to command the quesadilla by the front door. This high school Weeb with the katana, goes and cuts the douche bro straight up from his dick up to his head. Slicing him in half and killing him. As the fog above clears, I can see Twon-Twon has completely drained the guy upstairs. Vult went ahead outside to check on his pupper. I finally command the latina chick to surrender and lock her up in cuffs and zip ties, and I drain her. As I’m finishing draining the latina chick, Nada walks in and sees me with blood on my face. 

 

What will Nada do since i’ve drained the Latina Taqueria? What lies within the casket?! Third question? Find out new time on Will & Grace.

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Honey's Journal Entry #5
9/23/17

9/23/17

 

I wake up to Charity handing me a note, I’m being summoned to Nada’s office in the bar at 9pm, she has information for me. Charity says Running Bull is being sent on a separate mission. Fuck, thats the last of my OGs. Now I’m stuck with all these noobs. She doesn’t know where he’s being sent off too. What a shitty way to start my morning. On the plus side, Charity got me a brand new stuffed bunny rabbit. His name is now Bun-Bun. She tells me that they’re equipped with smoke grenades, and a sound that plays before going off that says “I think we’re going to be best friends!” I think I’m gonna take Bun-Bun on an adventure today. I feed off my herd as i’m waking up, and get ready for the rest of the day. In the bathroom I notice Charity left out my favorite suit. She sure does spoil me. Once I finish getting ready, I see Charity waiting by the door with the keys in her hand. I grab Bun-Bun and go to the Limo. We head to the bar, and shortly pull up right outside. I reload my revolver and wait for everybody else.

 

I see Usain Vult and Twon-Twon pull up shortly, The bouncer takes us to the office. There’s another guy that stand around 6 foot. He looks like he’s trying to look though, but average af. Like, this dude probably works for AT&T and comes home to beat his wife and 3 kids. I give a little hell. Is this the guy who’s replacing Running Bull? Nada comes in, and says his name is John Smith. Nada says we have a lead on a hide out. I asked where it’s at, and she tosses me a folder. The address is a warehouse, in the warehouse district. It has 2 individuals that looks like guards. There’s a zoomed in picture of one of the guys that attacked Nada in her office. Nada says our mission is the investigate the warehouse and report any possible Sabat activity. Try not to get into any combat. With these hard heads that’s not gonna happen. Schmitty gets into a conversation on the phone with some guys. He tells us that they’ve stored something in the warehouse and have not moved anything in or out. We wrap it up and get ready to leave. I text Charity and tell her get the limo ready. The whole gang gets into the limo including Vult’s Wolf, and we head towards the warehouse. 

 

We are getting close, and decide to pull about 2 blocks away from the warehouse. We get out and I send Charity to a coffee shop until we’re done. We walk down until we can see the Warehouse in the distance. Smith tells us he sees one person. Me and Smith walk up acting like we’re out on a midnight stroll. He asks the guy if we could use his phone. The guy tells us to go away. I tell him I don’t feel good and we need his phone. He comes up to see what we need. I use my command ability to get him to help us . Smith asks him what they’re hiding in the warehouse. He said there’s a casket in there, but he doesn’t know what’s in it. I tell Nada and she replies no, but caskets are bad. We go back to talking to the guy. It’s a stone casket, and there is no security in the warehouse. There’s 3 others around doing their rounds. Twon-Twon texts me “this bitch empty…” I replied “Where we left you? no, Vult and Pupper are still there right?” He replied “Fuck, I’m in the warehouse. He slipped by us.” I text him back “Do you see the other guards, there’s 3 others.” He replies saying “2 are sharing a joint, the other is taking a leak” I convince the guard in the meanwhile to give me his pistol, and convince him to go find me “Agonthaprofalin” from a nearby pharmacy and don’t come back until he finds it. He leaves shortly after.

 

Twon-Twon continues texting me that he’s gonna open the casket. I text him back “Don’t be stupid.” Vult meets up with us outside the warehouse, and we prep our guns. Twon-Twon finds the breaker box and cuts the power off. We walk in, and investigate the casket. Smith looks at it closely, tells us to not touch the casket, and walks outside. He tells us Nada will be here shortly. Twon-Twon texts: “get the fuck out” I reply “What’s going on?” “Shadows coming your way bitch” I reply “Hurry and turn on the power. if you can get to us safely, hurry to the front”. Twon-Twon turns the lights back on, and there’s masses of shadows on the floor. One in front the door way, one next the casket, and one on the second form. As the lights turn on they turn more into humanoid form. One by the door looks younger latina woman. By the casket looks to be a older teenage white boy. The one upstairs appears around thirty with an athletic build and is black. We hear a gun cock upstairs.

 

What does this mean for your heroes? What lies within the casket?? Seriously, are hot dogs considered sandwiches? Find out next week on The Price is Right. 

 

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Honey's Journal Entry #4
Session 4 9/16/17

9/16/17

 

We’re in Nada’s office, and hightail it out the building. Nada leads us to a nearby bar. Twon-Twon disappeared on us somewhere. Lazy bastard. At the door there’s a bouncer, he stands at 6’3”, about 230lb. He has a athletic upper body, but definitely could use a little work on the legs. He rocks a 70s buzz cut. He’s wearing a Navy tee shirt. I guess that means he loves him some seaman. She tells this weird ass dude to bring us to her office. How many offices does this woman have? He leads us to the office. Who the fuck is this weirdo? Nada comes in the office, and tells the weirdo to sit. She says that the Sabat have attacked and declared open war. She asks us to help take care of it. She tells us she’s assigning this weirdo named Veronica to our group. We’re going to investigate tomorrow. I text Charity to see if she can get Running Bull a RPG. She doesn’t reply so i check her GPS and she’s at Chicago PD. I ask Nada and see if we’re done. She tells us to leave and tells us to go to our new hotel room. We order an Uber Black and head to Chicago PD. 

 

We get to the police department and I walk up to the desk. I talk to some old grouch who is no help, and just belittles me about my age. Veronica shows me Captain Jameson’s phone #, and I give him a call. I tell him about Officer Grandpa is being a dickhead and how I need to get Charity out asap. He tells me he’ll call me right back. Officer Grandpa gets a phone call and replies with a lot of “yes sir’s” before hanging up. He tells me she’s being processed and will be released shortly. As he’s walking away I tell him to take the bass out his voice and have a little respect next time. She tells us she ran into an undercover sting and got arrested. I text running bull and tells him we’re done. He asks if we can get some help getting into the evidence locker. I use command on officer grandpa to have him help us. I convince him to check the evidence locker for Charity’s wallet. Officer Grandpa comes back, and tells me the wallet has been picked up. I convince Officer Grandpa to go get wasted and hand him a $50 bill.

 

We go get Charity’s limo parked near a sports bar, and head toward the Ritz. We get to our rooms and I feed from my herd. On the desk is a small vial of blue liquid that has a tag that says “drink me”. I drink it and feel a little better.

 

What’s this war have in store for our heroes? Will Running Bull ever get his RPG? Did Officer Grandpa get wasted on the job? Is cereal soup??? Find out next time on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. 

 

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